| Stats, facts and information overload is what most websites
are built on. Not here at XXXchurch.com. We spend plenty of days compiling
information behind a desk and a computer for the website but Porn Patrol
is where you will find us out and about. From our latest campaigns to
our lovable mascots and everything in between is what makes up Porn
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REX
THE RABBIT
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| Rex the Rabbit is a charismatic, fun loving bunny and a major
part of our team at xxxchurch.com. Not only does he play a major
role in our marketing department but also loves to share his
experiences and life lessons. Rex has been around the ministry
since day one. You can find Rex at most of our porn convention
outreaches and our X3 Youth Nights. » CONTINUE
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THE
PORNMOBILES
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Batman has the Batmobile, the A-Team their van, XXXchurch has the
Pornmobile and they're coming to a city near
you. When you see us, please spare throwin' your Big Gulp or
middle finger out the window, we're just trying to do our best
out here. The porn mobiles have been featured on CNN, FOX and
John Stewart's - the Daily Show. » CONTINUE
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OPERATION:
SAVE THE KITTENS
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| Every time you masturbate...God kills a kitten! It started
out in an e-mail by an anonymous person and we took it to a whole
new level. First the video, then the t-shirt, and now even a
song. Find out what "Operation:Save the Kittens" is all about
and why kittens are easier to talk about then masturbation. » CONTINUE
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