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Porn Patrol

Stats, facts and information overload is what most websites are built on. Not here at XXXchurch.com. We spend plenty of days compiling information behind a desk and a computer for the website but Porn Patrol is where you will find us out and about. From our latest campaigns to our lovable mascots and everything in between is what makes up Porn Patrol.
 
     
 
REX THE RABBIT
Rex the Rabbit is a charismatic, fun loving bunny and a major part of our team at xxxchurch.com. Not only does he play a major role in our marketing department but also loves to share his experiences and life lessons. Rex has been around the ministry since day one. You can find Rex at most of our porn convention outreaches and our X3 Youth Nights. » CONTINUE READING

     
 
THE PORNMOBILES
Batman has the Batmobile, the A-Team their van, XXXchurch has the Pornmobile and they're coming to a city near you. When you see us, please spare throwin' your Big Gulp or middle finger out the window, we're just trying to do our best out here. The porn mobiles have been featured on CNN, FOX and John Stewart's - the Daily Show. » CONTINUE READING
     
 
OPERATION: SAVE THE KITTENS
Every time you masturbate...God kills a kitten! It started out in an e-mail by an anonymous person and we took it to a whole new level. First the video, then the t-shirt, and now even a song. Find out what "Operation:Save the Kittens" is all about and why kittens are easier to talk about then masturbation. » CONTINUE READING
     

 


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