Luke,

It’s time to sack up and be leader. God has revealed to you the woman of your dreams and you have decided you want to spend the rest of your life with her. The time to be the man she deserves was yesterday but it’s not too late. You have a problem and it’s never too late to fix it. Your relationship with your future wife and everyone else you come into contact with will be so much better once you kick this addiction.

Jesus Christ was tortured and crucified on a cross for you. Show some fucking respect and quit sitting in your room watching porn and torquing it.

You are loved by so many people. You have unlimited potential for the ways in which you can influence others.

See you in thirty days.