As if reality TV wasn’t bad enough, there is now a new series coming out called “America’s Next Hot Porn Star”. The show apparently debuted yesterday on pay-per-view, and follows the “selection process of twelve women who are trying to become porn stars, including behind-the-scenes preparations for what it takes to make it in the adult business”. Sounds swell, doesn’t it? While American’s Next Top Model has photo shoot competitions and pose-offs, ANHPS contestants will not only have to compete in photo shoots but lap dance competitions and sex scenes. Jason Bane, President of P-Star Entertainment, says that this show is, like, totally awesome because, “America will have an up close and personal view of what it takes to become a porn star and learn what motivates these starlets to get involved in the business.” God help us.