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THE ELEPHANT LIVES

By JR Mahon on Fri, May 18th 07 at 08:30AM | Permalink | Comments (25)

Just out of the bag for the first time. he's big, real BIG and ready to fight porn. The blue elephant will be on tour all over the country starting this week. If you want him at your church, just call. Check out pics.
J.R.




Bmac wrote on May 18th 07 at 09:11AM
I don't know what's bigger JR's head or the 25ft Blue Elephant? Either way the wheels are turning on this PORN SUNDAY bus. Don't be left behind get your church Sign-up NOW!!!!!!!!!!! PORNSUNDAY.COM
MT of X3 wrote on May 18th 07 at 09:45AM
I have only FIVE weekend dates left for the 4 month BLUE ELEPHANT TOUR. You can also email me for further info! booking@XXXchurch.com
tosser wrote on May 18th 07 at 09:52AM
the blue elephant rules I want one
Jay in MEXICO wrote on May 18th 07 at 11:34AM
Hey - how about getting some video footage of Craig in tights trying to body slam that sucker!!!
Jay in MEXICO wrote on May 18th 07 at 11:35AM
X3 Ultimate Fighting would be good too -

JR vs. anybody (_____________)
MTofX3 wrote on May 18th 07 at 12:12PM
@Jay: Haven't we seen enough of the tighty man action? One word: enough! ...and as far as JR goes, please don't give him any ideas.
elclinto wrote on May 18th 07 at 12:29PM
My expression in the pic doesnt even come close to how amazing this thing looks. We have video of setting it up, and JR riding it...yes...JR rode atop the Big Blue Elephant.
Uncle Jim wrote on May 18th 07 at 01:31PM
Gents... well done on biggie sizing the porn topic... the elephant is mucho classic... can't wait to see it live! Food for thought... consider a photo shoot with former porn actors/actresses/producers, and, recovered porn consumers (of all demographics) riding atop the elephant while wearing XXXChurch and JLPS shirts!
tosser wrote on May 18th 07 at 02:33PM
I wanna ride on the top LOL
Chadwick wrote on May 18th 07 at 09:49PM
I just uploaded the video I shot of the 'mounting' of the Blue Elephant this morning. ever considered getting its trunk pierced?

here's the link - thanks for letting me hang out and shoot some pictures.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-W2uw1JHzQI
MTofX3 wrote on May 18th 07 at 10:37PM
HYSTERICAL!!!

"who woulda thought the lil leprechaun was also related to spider man?" LOL

You guys have way too much fun... I'm moving to GR
Suricou Raven wrote on May 19th 07 at 03:28AM
A Republican symbol in Democrat colors. Fortunate xxxchurch stays out of politics, or you would really be confusing people :>
Chadwick wrote on May 19th 07 at 02:02PM
I just put up the interview with Donny from the Friday morning session at Daybreak.

What a story. Thanks for sharing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RIpETnBx4jU
elclinto wrote on May 20th 07 at 06:34AM
@Suricou: haha...someone brought up that same thought after we set it up...i guess we're gonna hit the campaign trail now?!?!
craig wrote on May 20th 07 at 11:42PM
i thought the republicans were blue?
Joe Blow wrote on May 21st 07 at 12:44PM
Awesome. I'm sure you'll attract a lot of CHILDREN with that. LOL.
dan simmons wrote on May 21st 07 at 02:53PM
i think you guys should get 25ft tall inflatables of you to put up at churches when you speak.

who wouldn't want to see a 25ft JR in front of their church?
Velvet wrote on May 21st 07 at 03:41PM
What the hell kind of advertising is this for a church that is claiming to help people get away from porn? To me it seems like it would be drawing in little children. A kid would see something like that and be drawn to it... As a way to market this pretend church with it's assenine misleading names and all the other bs? I don't know but it sure seems fishy to me. I can't imagine adults being excited and motivated by a cartoonish elephant balloon.
Josh wrote on May 22nd 07 at 07:55AM
@Dan Simmons: "who wouldn't want to see a 25ft JR in front of their church?" I seriously love that idea, it would be so incredibly hilarious to see a giant JR or a giant Craig welcoming people to Porn Sunday on October 7th :)
MTof X3 wrote on May 22nd 07 at 09:33AM
@Velvet- Pornography consumption has become an EPIDEMIC in the church that obviously is not getting addressed head on or in an overall manner. Think about it... it is like an elephant sitting right there in the pew of the church yet we just pretend it isn't there or it is somebody else's problem.

XXXChurch has come to address the epidemic and in many cases uses creative means to do so, but the message is always biblical, pointing to Jesus.

Obviously there are many churches world wide that are calling on XXXChurch to partner with them to help bring the message forward that porn destroys lives and there is a way out if you are enslaved.

In my opinion, if a child asks about the Blue Elephant... what a great opportunity for a parent to begin dialoguing with their kids about sex and how the world has perverted a good thing that God gave us.
Velvet wrote on May 24th 07 at 06:45AM
XXXChurch is a big joke. And I'll tell you, my 5 year old can read well, if she saw that elephant, she would be assuming that it meant it was there for her or that there was something for kids going on... I certainly don't want her asking "Mommy, what's porn sunday?" Do what you people feel you gotta do, but isn't there enough negative connection with child abuse to the church to not want to ENCOURAGE that by DIRECTLY APPEALING TO CHILDREN? I call bs.
Tosser wrote on May 24th 07 at 08:51AM
I think the elephant rocks I want one
BrianD wrote on June 18th 07 at 10:55AM
Is this something that only churches can get in on, or can other ministries participate, too?
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