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Susan Boyle in a Porn

By Craig on Apr 23, 09 at 03:12 PM | | Comments

Susan Boyle in a Porn

I saw this online.....had to post it.

British singing sensation Susan Boyle has been offered $1 million to make a porn flick.

 The plain Jane superstar with the spellbinding voice would have to lose her virginity on camera to earn the seven-figure payday from Los Angeles-based Kick Ass Films.

"We want to get this movie shot and out while Susan has the world's attention," said Kick Ass boss Mark Kulkis. "Besides, after 47 years of virginity, I'm sure Susan is also anxious to get something cracking as soon as possible."

Boyle, who says she's never been kissed let alone bedded, has taken the entire world by storm since she appeared on the American Idol-style TV show "Britain's Got Talent."

A Web clip of her singing a tune from the Broadway hit "Les Miserables," has received 100 million hits worldwide, more than five times President Obama's historic victory speech.

If Boyle accepts the offer, the porn company will fly her out to Tinseltown on - you guessed it - Virgin Airlines.

Fans will also get a chance to choose the title for the raunchy film. It's unclear who might play the leading man.

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